(Fuente: stacksbreadup, vía gaytyperry)

(Fuente: goodassdog, vía cabbager)

penis-hilton:

YAAAASSS BITCH SPILL THAT TEA

(Fuente: largecoin, vía melodythatyouchoose)

@gaga: Just finished up at Vevo, they gave me TEN Vevo Certified awards that represent over a billion views! Thank u monsters for being a part of making that possible! Off to rehearsal, teeth still hurties. Just Dance #gonnaBeOK !

(Fuente: ladyxgaga, vía arrtpop)

 I know everything. I’m the Devil.

(Fuente: qoven, vía sister--satan)

gayassnick:

Some SWINE music video stills, filmed in April

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(vía seanutt)

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(vía potterheadofficial)

me n my turtle boyfriend

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell

(Fuente: suicide-games, vía amenfame)

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

(vía thefanisnotfun)

thefanisnotfun:

Gaga singing Cake like Lady Gaga at Roseland

dead

(Fuente: xxartpopxx)